Miss Porter Is Out Of Order!

So this funny little book is now at your local bookstore. A.J. and the gang are getting a substitute, but Miss Porter isn't a normal teacher. She's a computer. A personal digital assistant, to be precise. Miss Porter knows weird jokes and can get pizza delivered by drone. But what happens when Miss Porter turns out to be the opposite of fun? I can't tell you what happens because that would break the Royal Oath of Silence all illustrators must take before they do art for books. It is a heavy burden I carry.